The first person to guess the meaning of life correctly will be award ten (10) PAPAL INDULGENCES! Authentic!^* Smuggled straight out of Rome from the big guy to you!

Wipe your slate clean of sin without the fuss of confession or manufacturer's rebate! Or consider it credit towards the next time you...

• Have lust in your heart! 
• Cheat at cards! 
• Kick a blind guy! 
• ...or whatever you're into!

^* Indulgences are subject to 7-day waiting period, and are not transferable to heathens. Winner must be 18 or older to legally achieve nirvana. The filmmakers are not responsible for blasphemy, loss of faith, or accidental damnation.